Best Panini Maker
HELP! I got my tash in a panini maker and theres cheese stucked on!?
U gotta help me! Im currently in the kitchen making food for a very important, notorious ringleader who has come to make important arrangement with my papa about the familly "business". The problem is he has a vendetta against all cheeses ever since the "manhattan motzerella incident" afew years back and ive just melted cheese all over my moustash using the panini maker, im due to serve up the familly delicasy to him very shortly and if he sees me like this, im afraid he'll deal with me the same way he did Tommy Granolla... U gotta help i dont have much time. Would u propose white spirits or should i just burn off my tash using the kitchen blow tourch?! help. hurry!
Public Comments
- You got your mustache caught in THAT? What did you think it was - your mom's crotch?? (Sorry - I couldn't resist.) Maybe you should be a writer, you have a great imagination. Although I believe it would be 'stash, not 'tash.
- SHAVE IT☺
- Man that sucks like a vacuum cleaner on speed attached to my ball sack. anyway... erm ... u sound totally fuckered. I advise u just piss all over ur head till u die. then pluck a chicken roll it in oil set fire to it and put ur head up it ass.
