Best Panini Maker

Help me! my moustache is stuck in a panini maker!?

U gotta help me! Im currently in the kitchen making food for a very important, notorious ringleader who has come to make important arrangement with my papa about the familly "business". The problem is he has a vendetta against all cheeses ever since the "manhattan motzerella incident" afew years back and ive just melted cheese all over my moustash using the panini maker, im due to serve up the familly delicasy to him very shortly and if he sees me like this, im afraid he'll deal with me the same way he did Tommy Granolla... U gotta help i dont have much time. Would u propose white spirits or should i just burn off my tash using the kitchen blow tourch?! help. hurry!

Public Comments

1. are you serious!!?? *hands you a lighter*.....
2. your my hero! i love u and want to have your babies!
3. lol why don't u shave off your moustache
4. Burn off your tash and run!
5. ha ha ha! i really hope ur not serious! that's the funniest thing i've heard all day! ha ha ha! i would shave
6. cut it!! good luck
7. Find a guy named Guido.........he should know what to do
8. Why are you wasting our time?